admin2 on 06 30, 2009 | No Comments
I only know two Donald Trump jokes.
One is a book he "wrote" called The Art of the Deal, which was dreadful. The joke was on me because I have a horrible feeling I bought it.
The other is ab
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Ham on 05 15, 2009 | No Comments
One of my colleagues wrote to an internet firm misnamed Articulate to ask three very simple questions.
This reply came back from some wench in Customer Disservice:
I've personally reviewed y
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Ham on 04 15, 2009 | 2 Comments
For over ten years, at varying intervals, I wrote a column for Marketing magazine.
Such are the vagaries of human memory that some people still think I do – even though I haven’t for nearly
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Ham on 04 9, 2009 | No Comments
A fireman is polishing his fire engine outside the fire station when he notices a little girl next door in a little red cart with little ladders hung on the side and a garden hose tightly coiled i
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Ham on 03 17, 2009 | No Comments
Twenty years or more ago, David Ogilvy sent me the draft of a speech he was planning to make in France.
It contained more or less the following.
"Our world is divided into two warring camps.
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Ham on 03 7, 2009 | No Comments
Yesterday I had lunch with my partner in a firm that runs events in a few countries, together with a lady friend he wanted me to meet.
The excuse was to discuss an idea she has had for an online
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