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	<title>ADOI Blog &#187; THE DRAYTON BIRD BLOG</title>
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	<description>The return of the &#039;blow by blow&#039; Sledgehammer, since the heydays when he wrote weekly for The Star and later, the New Straits Times under the same infamous pen name.</description>
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		<title>The Drayton Bird Blog &#8211; My favourite Donald Trump joke</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Jun 2009 09:34:49 +0000</pubDate>
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I only know two Donald Trump jokes.
One is a book he &#8220;wrote&#8221; called The Art of the Deal, which was dreadful. The joke was on me because I have a horrible feeling I bought it.
The other is about his approach to deals.
A girl sees him in an elevator. She is thrilled to bits.
&#8220;Aren&#8217;t you Donald [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Drayton Bird Blog &#8211; If they can&#8217;t write English, how good could their service be?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 May 2009 07:39:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ham</dc:creator>
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One of my colleagues wrote to an internet firm misnamed Articulate to ask three very simple questions.
This reply came back from some wench in Customer Disservice:
I&#8217;ve personally reviewed your case and have determined that it will require attention from a Tier 2 Customer Support Engineer who specializes in cases like yours. I&#8217;ve escalated your case [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Drayton Bird Blog &#8211; A stroke of genius at Marketing Week! They get rid of the only thing worth reading</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Apr 2009 12:10:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ham</dc:creator>
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For over ten years, at varying intervals, I wrote a column for Marketing magazine.
Such are the vagaries of human memory that some people still think I do – even though I haven’t for nearly ten years.
Eventually I wrote something so rude about a friend of the proprietor’s that they fired me, and I was replaced [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Drayton Bird Blog &#8211; A touching tale for the young at heart</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Apr 2009 16:17:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ham</dc:creator>
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A fireman is polishing his fire engine outside the fire station when he notices a little girl next door in a little red cart with little ladders hung on the side and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
The little girl is wearing a fireman&#8217;s helmet and has the cart tied to a dog [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Drayton Bird Blog &#8211; Seamless bollocks: real life versus corporate life</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Mar 2009 01:54:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ham</dc:creator>
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Twenty years or more ago, David Ogilvy sent me the draft of a speech he was planning to make in France.
It contained more or less the following.
&#8220;Our world is divided into two warring camps. Those who have no idea what their efforts produce. And those who know to penny. Those who measure. And those who [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Drayton Bird Blog &#8211; So what are you REALLY doing now?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Mar 2009 01:25:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ham</dc:creator>
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Yesterday I had lunch with my partner in a firm that runs events in a few countries, together with a lady friend he wanted me to meet.
The excuse was to discuss an idea she has had for an online community which I think is frankly brilliant. So we met at the Frontline Restaurant off Praed [...]]]></description>
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